Age is a quality of mind...

If you have left your dreams behind,

If hope is lost,

If you no longer look ahead,

If your ambitions' fires are dead...

Then you are OLD.

But if from life you take the best

And if in your life you keep the jest,

If love you hold...

No matter how the years go by,

No matter how the birthdays fly,

YOU ARE NOT OLD!

YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT

Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but

your waiter may know!

YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

This is pretty neat

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!

It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read .

Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!

This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to

go out to eat.

(more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50 (get the calculator out)

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1758...

Or if you haven't, add 1757.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your original number. (I.e., How many times
you want to go out to restaurants in a week.)

The next two numbers are

YOUR AGE ! ------ (Oh YES, it is!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2008) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS

Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.....

40 years of marriage...

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
She said, ' For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish. '

The wife answered, ' Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband. '

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: ' Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I ' m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me. '

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed , but a wish is a wish.

So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old.